8/5/12

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Religious happiness comes for free when they enter the gates of Heaven. Why bother aiming for utopia when you get it for free when you die? Doomsayers aren’t in this for the glory of being a peacemaker, solving world hunger, or making people wealthy and happy. They just need to be sure they die with their scorecard properly tallied on the winning side.
Compromise isn’t what the religious do. The world is not perfect, so why not destroy it? David wants to kill Goliath. God hates Goliath, so go ahead. It’s too much trouble to make friends out of your enemies. It’s too much trouble to make lemon-aid from life’s lemons. 
Stop recycling, it’s all going to be incinerated anyway. Snub your sinful neighbor, he’s already on the list. Join the Republican Party, they are on the winning side when there are no sides. Rip it off quick like a bandaid.

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