Comets need to be bright to be feared, and ISON will be very very bright. You should be able to see it during the day. so that means not only will insomniacs be panicking, so will those of us stuck in traffic because of accidents caused by rubbernecking amateur astronomers that can't multitask texting, driving and comet observing.
The real fun is when it starts raining comet! You heard right, comet rain. The Earth will bump into ISON's tail and we will get a slow rain of ISON stuff. This is much different than shooting stars we see because of comet dust burning up in our atmosphere. This comet fluff will be gently dropping into our atmosphere. The chicken littles will be out in force to tell us that poison and diseases will safely fall to Earth to kill us all. Seeds of shambling carnivorous alien plants that have a venomous sting (see the documentary, Day of the Triffids) will roaming the countryside until some scientist figures out how to kill them with shaving cream and a paddle ball.
Disease will be the scariest of all. Alien bacteria is not pretty (read the scholarly paper that appears to be someone assigned to research in the Cardiff offices of Torchwood). to our
Here is a link to the original news about how the comet will cause the deadly rain. The article mentions nothing about death and disease, zombies, or carnivorous plants - we wouldn't expect that, would we? Not an oversight on the reporter's part, just the usual coverup and conspiracy.
Any of your friends work for a media outlet (i.e. reporters or the Daily Show), please tell them about the danger and this blog. More importantly, let them know I am pushing my book and happy to tell them about the latest end of the world.
Today's Experiment: Snotty Comet
In todays experiment, lets prove that comets, though cold as ice (because they are made from ice), can transmit sickness. Here are the steps:
- Get a few ice cubes.
- Contaminate the ice cubes (rub them on your dirty socks, your dog's butt, or just sneeze on them).
- Put the ice cubes in your sister's ice tea.
- Wait and observe your sister.
Note, if you sister does not show symptoms right away, just show her these instructions and nod meaningfully in the general direction of her empty glass of tea. She'll get sick soon enough. Wear a rain coat and keep a puke bucket nearby!