No. really!!! We are sorry! We may have been protected down here, standing on our heads, but in the North, you all didn't even get Armageddon! How unpleasant for you that there were no four horsemen, plagues, torture etc. Just another day.
Jose Luis De Jesus (i.e. the best name for a savior ever), leader of Growing in Grace International Ministry and Jesus impersonator, has already gained super powers and most of the world is dead and doesn't know it.
Mr Jesus, who often dresses as Captain Bang from the Pirates of Penzance
or for a dinner party with black tie required, has been declaring his second coming for quite some time. Unfortunately mostly Mexico and Canada seemed to be the only ones that knew about all of this (Senior Jesus is from Puerto Rico which as you may remember from the Bible is the second holy land). We think the rest of us have been preoccupied with Bird Flu, Mayans, and Harold Camping to be bothered by a Mexican savior named Mr Jesus.
On the other hand, we are impressed. Mr Jesus has some of the best video candy of the coming apocalypse we have ever seen with English subtitles. Take a look at the following video. You'll start drooling for more! We can hardly wait for Mr Jesus to come back for one more curtain call and perhaps a Daytime Emmy award for the best End of Days category. We'd add a Grammy for best ear splitting Germanic opera theme too.
or for a dinner party with black tie required, has been declaring his second coming for quite some time. Unfortunately mostly Mexico and Canada seemed to be the only ones that knew about all of this (Senior Jesus is from Puerto Rico which as you may remember from the Bible is the second holy land). We think the rest of us have been preoccupied with Bird Flu, Mayans, and Harold Camping to be bothered by a Mexican savior named Mr Jesus.
On the other hand, we are impressed. Mr Jesus has some of the best video candy of the coming apocalypse we have ever seen with English subtitles. Take a look at the following video. You'll start drooling for more! We can hardly wait for Mr Jesus to come back for one more curtain call and perhaps a Daytime Emmy award for the best End of Days category. We'd add a Grammy for best ear splitting Germanic opera theme too.
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