Long time, no end times (Voting day edition)

Sorry, for the delay. The Armageddon will begin shortly.

Boys Book of Armageddon is now just 99 cents! Free if you own a Kindle device. Help support our end of the world habit and fund the next book, Boys Book of Pseudoscience (we need the money to get it under Christmas trees, Hanukkah bushes and Festivus Poles.

And now back to your regularly scheduled fear and uncertainty.

Ebola, Obama, Obama Care, and Unicorn Poop Cookies, have all failed to bring the end of the war. However there does seem to be a brewing of Ebola during election day, it seems that a rouge nation (Fox News) is scaring people to go to the poles (voting, not Festivus) to stop Obama from giving visas to terrorists (also known by their terrorist nom de plumes: maid, the lawn guy, picker, and day laborer).

The conspiracy is deep. These terrorists come straight from the middle east to the slums in Central America where they get a sex change operation (terrorists are men and too easy to spot at border crossing and women refugees are sneakier) forget Farsi, learn Spanglish, are starved and terrorized by drug gangs before being infected with ebola and then transported by coyotes (or foxes or honey badgers depending on their political preferences) to smuggle them into the united states via a secret tunnel that pops then up in the prairie lands with a child of their choice over the border.

This will of course not end the world, but it does make watching Fox news more like the Sy Fy channel.

Is the world ending soon? We are sure it is on the horizon. Grandmothers are still making potato salad with mayonnaise and poor food preparation practices. All it takes is one picnic on a sunny day to end life as we know it.

Remember to buy a copy of the book. And more importantly, remember to vote!

End of the World Mooning Us

It is comforting that the end of the world is here again. This week, tax day for us in the USA, the Moon will be eclipsed. This event is also called a blood moon. Eclipses of the Moon are not rare, occurring at least twice a year. What is different this year is that their will be four lunar eclipses. As anybody that follows the end of the world, anything that happens rarely is bait for doomsayers.

The primary doomsayers this week are of course Christian. The Bible mentions the Moon going red as part of the end of the world, thus if there are four red Moons in a year (a tetrad), obviously the world will end.

Here at Boys Books, we know that there is only one way to respond to the end of the world, sell more books! Right now, until we raise prices, both the print and Kindle editions of Boys Book of Armageddon are for sale on Amazon. Here are the links (note that the Kindle edition is FREE if you own a Kindle ).

Before you click on your choice below, we at Boys Books would like to do a quick public service announcement: You can go blind if you try to watch a lunar eclipse during the day! Yes, we know that Neil deGrasse Tyson would be rolling in his grave if he were dead and he read blogs like this whilst decomposing. The good news is that lunar eclipses only happen at night! Click here for viewing instructions.

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The only reason to wear sunglasses is if you need to look cool as the world ends (not endorsed for lunar eclipse watching unless you have exceptional night vision and only wear them while sitting down).