The primary doomsayers this week are of course Christian. The Bible mentions the Moon going red as part of the end of the world, thus if there are four red Moons in a year (a tetrad), obviously the world will end.
Here at Boys Books, we know that there is only one way to respond to the end of the world, sell more books! Right now, until we raise prices, both the print and Kindle editions of Boys Book of Armageddon are for sale on Amazon. Here are the links (note that the Kindle edition is FREE if you own a Kindle ).
Before you click on your choice below, we at Boys Books would like to do a quick public service announcement: You can go blind if you try to watch a lunar eclipse during the day! Yes, we know that Neil deGrasse Tyson would be rolling in his grave if he were dead and he read blogs like this whilst decomposing. The good news is that lunar eclipses only happen at night! Click here for viewing instructions.
Print Edition (FREE shipping for Prime members)
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The only reason to wear sunglasses is if you need to look cool as the world ends (not endorsed for lunar eclipse watching unless you have exceptional night vision and only wear them while sitting down).
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